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             N E R D E N E   I N N T A R   H A G A !                                       
                       [a true story]                             
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  our story begins with 6                                                                
  cute and innocent sceners                                                              
  sitting on the train to                                          
  kindergarden                                                                           
                                                puff-puff         
      _     _        _     _        _     _        _                
   ,__\/____\/_   ,__\/____\/_   ,__\/____\/_   ,__\/_             
   ||_| .. |_|(   ||_| .. |_|(   ||_| .. |_|(   ||__O|'___.       
  (.___________|-(.___________|-(.___________|-(._________|        
____0O______O0_`___0O______O0_`___0O______O0_`___0O____O0_`         
]=[=]=[=]=[=]=[=][=]=[=]=[=]=[=][=]=[=]=[=]=[=][=]=[=]=[=]=[=]    
                                                                  
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  with a sonic      $$$$$$$$$$$$$      .------------------------.                        
  boom the ghost  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$    |       IM 1337!!        | 
  of last        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$  |  ph34r my monkey penis ! 
  christmas     $$$$""""$$$$""" "$$$$  |  and man-boobs         |  
  appears!!     $$   ____   ____   $$  '------------------------' 
                $$   ____   ____   $$  //                         
               $$$   \_x_| |_x_/  $$$  /                              
               $$$   _        _  $$$                             
                $$$ \  _______  / $$                              
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            _________| |-|-|-| |_________                         
           /         | \_|_|_/ |         \                        
          /'          \_     _/          '\                       
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        |_____ '          O         '   | | |                                                                        
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                |      %%   %%    |     [.]                                                                         
                |       |   |     |     [.]     OH NO!                                                        
                |       |   |     |     [.]  . .   My penis is    
                |       | - |     |     [.]  \O/   smaller than                                                                                 
                |        \,/      |     [.]  -|-   his!!                                                                                        
                |         |       |     [.]  /`\                  
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   _:_            ..                                              
   | |          ,'.#'.      MIKAL USES HIS MAGICAL SWEDISH        
   | |        ,'   '#.'     PENISPUMP!                            
  .| |,     ,' o0  .'                                             
  (_ _)   ,' o0  .'         *sluuuurp.. sluurp*                   
    |     '.   .'                                                 
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